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REBOOT EPISODES BEGIN 3-1-22.
THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
PERFECTION TAKES TIME.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
BUT WE ARE.
LOVE U.
FIRST EIGHT EPISODES ARE CURRENTLY BEING
(RE)EDITED FOR DIGITAL STREAMING AND
REFORMATTED FOR NETWORK.
POSTING NEXT MONTH.
STAY TUNED.
THX!
Dear Folks, Friends, Neighbors, Persons, Women, Men, Cameras and TVs,
Thank you for being a part of the official reboot of our first landmark event that never got around to booting in the first place but will STILL prove to become even greater than America's unassailable accomplishment of beating the entire planet in spreading deadly viruses and disinformation, while our leadership effortlessly struggles addressing highly overrated societal norms such as preserving peace, maintaining sanity, promoting general welfare and uniting the citizenry.
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The event is none other than the very first (pilot) episode of a bold new homegrown tour-de-force we've been calling The National Daily for two years now—a finely-woven naturally-blended tapestry of the most sumptuous 24-hourly topical news-meets-comedy format with just enough silky honesty, information, diaphragm-destroying comic perspectives, brilliant & original regular segments, interesting & important guests, as well as musical talent so rare and amazing that you'll be tempted to buy a special couch just to watch it.
We truly hope this will become the greatest late night time-waster in the history of history. Actually, that's not true. The surgeon general recommends occasionally laughing so hard that you'll be forced to regurgitate that unhealthy mixture of Hawaiian pizza, beef jerky and spicy Vegemite ramen you've been eating after 9pm. We're necessary and only trying to help.
Become our friend and love us—we'll reciprocate even harder. And that's a promise. Don't forget to subscribe at our YouTube channel and spread the word.
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You're very special and we love you.