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March 27, 2020—SIX BILLION NEW BABIES EXPECTED BY CHRISTMAS
March 25, 2020—DAVE CHAPPELLE TESTS POSITIVE FOR PINKEYE
March 23, 2020—TRUMP WILL MOVE EASTER TO DEFEAT VIRUS
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March 20, 2020—W.H.O. FINALLY APPROVES CORONAVIRUS EMOJI
March 18, 2020—CONGRESS WAITS FOR FINAL DEATH TOLL BEFORE PAYOUT
March 16, 2020—SEX TOY SALES TO SPIKE HARD FOR A LONG TIME
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March 13, 2020—SPRING BREAKERS APPEAR TO HAVE VIRAL IMMUNITY
March 11, 2020—TRUMP BELIEVES CORONAVIRUS IS MAGIC
March 9, 2020—CORONA BEER SUES CHINA OVER VIRUS
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March 6, 2020—TRUMP STAFF DENIES BEING ANNOYED WHEN HE SPEAKS
March 4, 2020—IRS TO TAX EVERY BREATH IN 2025
March 2, 2020—BLACK HOLE BECOMES A BLACK HO
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~~~ NATIONAL SPOOF SWITCHES TO THREE TIMES A WEEK ~~~
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February 25, 2020—AMAZON BUYS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS (subscription access only)
February 18, 2020—AMAZON BUYS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS (subscription access only)
February 11, 2020—AMAZON BUYS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS (subscription access only)
February 4, 2020—McLAREN TURNS A CAR INTO A POTATO (subscription access only)
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January 28, 2020—HUMAN BRAIN FOUND IN ANCIENT PENIS (subscription access only)
January 21, 2020—MARSHALL ISLANDS LOW INCOME HOUSING (subscription access only)
January 14, 2020—OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE INVADES YOUR ONION (subscription access only)
January 7, 2020—CAITLYN JENNER TO UNDERGO SEX CHANGE (subscription access only)
January 1, 2020—TRUMP'S POOL PARTY WITH HIS PAL PUTIN (subscription access only)
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December 31, 2019—AIRBUS GETS A BIG BELUGA APPROVAL Our Inaugural Issue
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